Fun facts about me

1. There is nothing about me that you do not already know.
2. I am in fact NOT a self taught artist. I was taught at a school named West Surrey by a famous Finnish artist named Eppo Kokko.
3. My name is Ted, meaning that I could theoretically also be called:
   • Edwin
   • Edmund
   • Theodore
   • Thaddeus
   • Edward
   • Theo
   • Theodora
   • Ed
   • Edd
   • Theodosia
   • Eddie
   • Edwina
   • Theophile
   • Eddy
   • Teddy
   • Theodosius
   • Teddi
   • Eddie
   • Fedora
   • Theodoric
   • Fyodor
   • Theobald
   • Ned
   • Thad
   • Teddie
   • and a magnitude of other derived names as a result.
4. Unfortunately I am often allergic to rat poison.
5. My official most favourite word is tincture.
6. Brown is my favourite colour.
7. I have an imaginary friend named Robert.
8. If I was forced to wear a red shirt or get shot in the head, I would take the bullet without hesitation.
9. My favourite sport is waterboarding.
10. My greatest weakness in my physical form is my dependence on water.