Fun facts about me

  1. There is nothing about me that you do not already know.
  2. I am in fact NOT a self taught artist. I was taught at a school named West Surrey by a famous Finnish artist named Eppo Kokko.
  3. My name is Ted, meaning that I could theoretically also be called:
  4. Unfortunately I am often allergic to rat poison.
  5. My official most favourite word is tincture.
  6. Brown is my favourite colour.
  7. I have an imaginary friend named Robert.
  8. If I was forced to wear a red shirt or get shot in the head, I would take the bullet without hesitation.
  9. My favourite sport is waterboarding.
  10. My greatest weakness in my physical form is my dependence on water.
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